Alex Buscemi
Thursday can feel like a weird in-between—too late to start something new, too early to fully check out.
Luckily, the internet’s always on, and it delivered once again.
We pulled together some of the funniest tweets floating around today, from sharp one-liners to the kind of absurd observations that only make sense after your third cup of coffee.
Whether you’re procrastinating something important or just need a reason to laugh during a long scroll, this batch is ready to do the job.
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Read more: 35 Funny Quote Tweets That Won Twitter’s Comment Section This Week