Mike
The English language has been around for over a thousand years, but somehow, the internet still manages to cough up sentences that have never been uttered before—and probably shouldn’t have been.
This post features a glorious collection of brand new sentences, born on social media, that are equal parts hilarious, unhinged, and wildly original.
These tweets and memes are proof that no matter how long we’ve had language, we’re still finding new and ridiculous ways to use it.
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