30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life This Week (April 24, 2025)

Marriage is a mix of love, compromise, and occasionally arguing about the right way to load the dishwasher. Lucky for us, Twitter is packed with people who turn those moments into pure gold.

These funny tweets highlight the little things that make married life so funny. Some are sweet. Some are chaotic. All of them are deeply relatable if you’ve ever shared a bathroom, a budget, or a blanket with someone long-term.

Here are the funniest marriage tweets we’ve seen this week. If you’re married, they’ll hit a little too close. If you’re not, take notes.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.