Alex Buscemi
Some thoughts hit harder when you’re half-awake, standing under hot water, and letting your brain wander into oddly specific territory.
This collection of the week’s funniest shower thoughts lives right in that space—where the logic kind of holds up, even if it shouldn’t.
These posts are funny, mildly brilliant, and just coherent enough to make you stop and go, “wait, that’s actually a good point.”
Whether it’s questioning everyday habits, poking holes in societal norms, or casually dropping a mini-existential crisis, these are the thoughts that make the internet a weirder (and better) place.
If you’ve ever mentally drafted a philosophical argument between shampoo and conditioner, you’ll feel right at home here.
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