Alex Buscemi
The internet has a weird talent for turning extremely specific ideas into thriving communities, and “Fat Squirrel Hate” is a perfect example.
Despite the aggressive name, the vibe is more absurd than angry—it’s a Reddit page entirely devoted to shaming hilariously round squirrels, pudgy groundhogs, and the occasional rotund marmot caught mid-snack.
It’s equal parts adorable and ridiculous, with captions that treat these overfed creatures like criminal masterminds instead of woodland animals who just got lucky near a bird feeder.
The photos are peak internet energy: low stakes, bizarre, and weirdly relatable if you’ve ever eaten a third donut and immediately questioned your life choices.
Whether you’re here for a laugh or just want to see a rodent that acts like it pays rent, these chonky pics from the “Fat Squirrel Hate” community will probably do the trick.
1. Fat freaky f**ks getting it on
2. Caught this fat fuck with FIVE cookies
3. I am so f***ing done and disgusted.
4. Contender for fat fuck of the year
5. Fat fuck probably thinking about food
6. Saw this shameless fat fuck on campus today and nearly lost it
7. I prayed to God I’d never see one of these disgusting creatures with my own eyes
8. Just found this subreddit. Thought y’all might appreciate this guy that was on the sidewalk in front of my house.
9. The fattest squirrel i’ve ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash
10. Fat disgusting lardass hypnotized me
11. unrivaled gluttony. uses his belly as an armrest
12. Jesus fucking Christ I’m gonna lose my mind
13. Stupid squirrel vaping
14. Nasty beast shoving food in its fat face
15. Just discovered this sub, here’s a fat fuck I met in Big Sur
16. How do we feel about this little bastard?
17. I opened TikTok this morning and saw this horrendous beast on my screen. Safe to say my day is ruined.
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19. Jesus fucking Christ
20. From my wife. We’re gonna have a long talk about this family’s values when she gets home.
21. Too far.
22. This absolute piece of shit eating a giant slab of toffee
23. Wha are you smiling about you fat fuck?
24. what i got for trying to feed the fat fuck :/
25. Stop stuffing your fat face and hit the treadmill, tubby
26. i am beyond fucking repulsed
27. This fat ass took my waffle
28. gluttonous juiced up bastard
29. I am at my fucking limit
30. And just when I thought they couldn’t get any fatter…
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