If you’ve already hit your weekly limit on small talk, these tweets will restore your social battery in the form of funny tweets. It’s a mix of clever one-liners, accidental brilliance, and the kind of posts that make you laugh way too hard at 2 a.m. for no reason.
This week’s roundup has it all. Petty observations, unhinged shower thoughts, workplace complaints, and people simply losing it in real time. We’re only halfway through the week, but Twitter (sorry, X) is already in peak form.
Scroll on for the funniest tweets we’ve seen so far.