Alex Buscemi
Twitter is 90% conspiracy theories and abject racism.
But if you know where to look, it remains undefeated when it comes to off-the-cuff internet comedy.
Every day, someone logs on and casually drops the funniest thing you’ve seen all week—whether it’s a perfectly timed observation, a chaotic one-liner, or a suspiciously specific take that feels way too relatable.
This gallery is a roundup of the funniest tweets we saw today, curated by people who spend way too much time online and aren’t even sorry about it.
If you’re in the mood to scroll through the kind of humor that could only be born from the timeline, you’re in the right place.
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