35 “Unethical Work Hacks” Shared By Employees Who Know How To Game The System

Some employees quietly follow the rules. Others… learn how to work the system like it’s a full-time side hustle.

A recent thread on r/antiwork asked people to share their most “unethical work hacks,” and the responses were bold, brilliant, and absolutely not HR-approved. These hacks blur the line between lazy and genius in a way that makes you question how anything ever gets done.

Here are the top “unethical work hacks” shared by employees who clearly figured out how to get paid without losing their sanity. Try them at your own risk. Or don’t. Definitely don’t.


2. Look Busy Even When You’re Not: The Secret Power of Post-EOD Emails

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3. Send Smart: Schedule Emails So You’re Not “Always On”

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5. The Ultimate Friday Power Move That’s 100% Honest (Technically)

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10. Fake It Till You Make It: Weekly Reports That Run on Vibes, Not Data

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11. What Happens When You Trap AI in a Group Project With Itself?

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13. Stop Scheduling Teams Meetings Just to Be Alone With Your Coffee (or… Worse)

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14. When PowerPoint Fails, Channel Your Inner Pharaoh

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16. Make Your Next Slide Deck Feel Like a Philosophy Thesis Wrapped in a Vibe Check

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17. Block Off Time for “Deep Work”—Your Sourdough Starter (and Team Synergy) Depends on It

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18. When Your Content Isn’t Just Bad—It’s Ontologically Hollow

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20. How to Become the Boss in One Bold (and Slightly Evil) Move

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21. Only the Clever Shall Rank: Riddle Your Way to the Top

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22. Turn Lazy Emailing Into a “Pro Move” With One Subject Line Trick

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23. Two Notion Boards: One for Productivity, One for Pure Vibes

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24. The Ultimate Google Sheets Power Move That’ll Keep Everyone Confused and Out of Your Way

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25. How to Turn a Forgotten 2017 Blog Post Into a Modern Content Moat

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26. “Have You Heard of Larynx?” The Genius Fake Brand Strategy That Has Everyone Pretending They Have

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27. How to Outsource Your Zoom Presence

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29. When “Do Not Touch” Is Just a Suggestion: A Quarterly Battle With Excel and Curious Coworkers

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31. Why Everything Went Wrong? Blame the Jellyfish in Charge

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32. Meet Mr. K: The Stakeholder Who Speaks Only in Parables and Disapproval

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33. Try This Unhinged Email Signature Trick That’ll Leave Your Coworkers Wondering If You’re Okay

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34. When in Doubt, Just Drop the Jargon and a Link

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35. Stay Active Without Lifting a Finger: Use Jiggler to Keep Your MacBook Awake at Work

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