Jason Mustian
If you’ve spent the last few days negotiating snack-based treaties or explaining, once again, why you can’t just “pause” real life like a video game, you are not alone.
These parenting tweets capture the chaos, comedy, and caffeine-fueled endurance event that is modern parenthood. From toddler logic to teen sass, it’s all here—and it’s painfully relatable.
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