45 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (May 3, 2025)

The internet never sleeps, but luckily Twitter still manages to stay hilarious.

This week’s funniest tweets covered everything: weird shower thoughts, painfully relatable life updates, and a few posts that got way too real way too fast. No matter how your week went, this roundup is here to improve it instantly.

Here are funny tweets you probably missed, but definitely needed to see.


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Nate

Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.