Alex Buscemi
Why did I stop sleeping?
Because success doesn’t rest.
Why do I bring my resumé to funerals?
Because every moment is a networking opportunity.
Why am I obsessed with these posts by comedian Ken Cheng?
Because they get it.
Or rather — they make fun of people who think they get it.
Ken Cheng looked at LinkedIn.
And said: enough is enough.
No more 900-word posts about getting fired and calling it a “gift.”
No more “Let that sink in.”
These posts are brutal.
They’re hilarious.
They’re what happens when someone finally tells LinkedIn to go outside and touch grass.
Scroll through.
Reflect.
And then post a comment about how this reminded you of a time you mentored a struggling CEO at age 12.
Let’s dive in.
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