Mike
Reductress has once again blessed the internet with headlines so on-the-nose they could double as therapy.
Whether they’re dragging influencer culture, fake wellness advice, or the deep existential dread of being perceived, their posts continue to prove that satire is alive, well, and wearing a $200 face mask it regrets buying.
This month’s roundup features some of their most painfully specific, uncomfortably relatable, and brilliantly unhinged headlines—aka, exactly what your brain needs between doomscrolls. Laugh, wince, nod too hard—whatever works.
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