Alex Buscemi
Marriage isn’t always candlelit dinners and synchronized toothbrush routines—sometimes it’s side-eyes, sarcastic comments, and a shared sense of humor that keeps things running smoothly.
This week, couples on Twitter showed us exactly how funny (and weirdly relatable) married life can get when two people are stuck with each other and decide to lean into the comedy of it all.
From petty spats to perfectly timed one-liners, these tweets are proof that love and laughter really do go hand in hand.
Whether you’re married, single, or somewhere in between, these posts offer a glimpse into what happens when the honeymoon phase evolves into inside jokes.
So here’s a batch of funny marriage tweets from the week, collected with care, and ready for a scroll.
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Read more: 35 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week