Hannah
I know at some point we were all dumb kids, but I’d like to think I was never as dumb as these ones. I’m sure my parents would disagree with me on that.
It’s nice to live in the days of social media where parents can share all their kids’ stupid moments with the whole world and someday, they can share all of that with their therapists.
1. My 7-year-old son was excited to show off his clay pirate boat.
2. Did she use them?
3. The math checks out.
4. When I was 2 I thought an electrical box was a robot. My mom let me take a picture with it, and I have come across that picture again.
5. *Patrick Selling Chocolate* “I Love You”
6. She is a narc.
7. A great whistler and less whiney!
8. How generous!
9. I also just know a lot of early NSYNC.
10. Kids are stupid.
11. My 1,5-year-old daughter, ladies and gentlemen.
12. “Faster!”
13. My 5-year-old nephew figured out I’m still a “kid.”
14. My son found sea shells on his first trip to the beach. I didn’t have the heart to tell him.
15. Remember, always use your dominant hand if you want to win a chess match.
16. I’m sorry, we have to pluck you.
17. Kid thinks his mom is a murderer.
18. Got new doors installed. he doesn’t realize one of his favorite hide and seek spots has been severely compromised.
19. My little brother’s search history. lots of diarrhea and vomit followed.
20. Adds some nice acidity.
21. At least he’s being safe!
22. When the photographer says “touch your cheeks together.”
23. This is the lowest our battery bill has been in months.
24. All you “5g risk deniers” – this settles it, 5g is dangerous
25. Mom told her daughter to grab her mask. this was the mask she grabbed.
26. A very dumb sweetheart.
27.Winnie The Poo.
28. Identically unperturbed by what they did to themselves with the clippers at 5 AM.
29. My son asked me why this lady is reading poop magazine. I’m so proud.
30. Asking the important questions.
31. Yugioh with made-up rules.
32. That time I figured out how to take the lid off of the vent, and proceeded to get stuck in it.
33. My little brother grabbing live wasps because “it’s fun.”
34. They REALLY like kids.
35. Kids are quick learners!
36. What happened?
37. He wants to get on the bus on TV.
38. It takes so much longer this way!
39. My nephew got a card from his teacher and was stoked. finally, a quiet voice asked “auntie, how long have i had autism?”
40. Sounds like they were really enjoying themselves.
41. My kid won’t eat her eggs because they have “dark spots”. yeah, that’s the fork
42. My sister drew on her passport.
43. Kids in rome were mischievous too. toddler’s footprint in a 2000-year-old clay tile.
44. Thank you so much!
45. Someone’s kid hung up the wet wipes to allow them to dry.
46. One is less good than the other.
47. My 3-year-old, everybody
48. Mom is my best friend.
49. My niece’s hiding spot
50. Oh no, we’re lost
