35 Funny Tweets From Parents That Break Down The Math Of Raising Mini Humans

If parenting were a math class, no one would pass.

There’s no formula that prepares you for nap-time negotiations, snack rationing, or the sheer volume of laundry generated by people who are barely three feet tall.

Luckily, some parents online have managed to calculate the chaos and turn it into comedy.

This roundup features funny tweets that break down the everyday math of parenting.

These parents didn’t just survive the equation—they made it hilarious.

Whether you’ve got kids, want them, or are just here for the observational humor, these posts prove that parenting is basically just one long, unsolvable word problem.

Let’s see what kind of weird math today’s parents are working with.

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H/T Huffington Post

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