35 Funny New Sentences Probably Never Used Before These Post Existed (May 9, 2025)
The internet is a magical place where people accidentally invent brand new sentences that have likely never been spoken—or even thought—before.
This post is a celebration of those strange, hilarious, and oddly poetic combinations of words that make you pause and say, “There is absolutely no way anyone has ever said that before now.”
They’re weird. They’re wonderful. They’re linguistic Bigfoot sightings, and we love them.
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