35 Funny Parenting Tweets From Moms And Dads Who Deserve A Nap And A Trophy This Week (May 25, 2025)

Parenting is beautiful, rewarding, and filled with moments you’ll cherish forever—usually sandwiched between stepping on a Lego and explaining why we don’t lick the bottom of shoes.

If you’re running on crumbs, coffee, and the faint hope of alone time, just know you’re not alone.

This week’s finest funny parenting tweets come from fellow moms and dads who are doing their best (and sometimes just doing their best to survive). If you’ve ever bribed a toddler with snacks or negotiated with a tiny dictator in public, you’ve earned both the nap and the trophy.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.