30 Unhinged Video Game Covers From The 80s That Look Nothing Like That Actual Game

Back in the 80s, video game covers were a wild art form all their own. You’d pick up a cartridge with an absolutely unhinged, hyper-detailed painting of a barbarian fighting off a laser-eyed cyborg dragon in space… only to get home and discover the game was just 8-bit blocks blooping around the screen while your character vaguely resembled a melted marshmallow.

But we didn’t care—we thought it was cutting-edge. These nostalgic video game covers were the bait, and we were happy to bite. Here are some of the most hilariously misleading, over-the-top, and gloriously insane video game covers from that era.

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Looks like Mario from an Italian soap opera.

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The most 80s name for a game I’ve ever seen.

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His super power is have an uncle who is also his brother.

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What the actual @#%& is happening here?

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Doesn’t seem very mega to me.

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An improvement on Mega Man 1, which isn’t saying much.

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You could only dream of looking this cool in the 80s.

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Skating used to mean something totally different in the 80s.

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The X-Men were much more problematic before the 90s cartoon.

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This game was ahead of its time. Now these j-holes are everywhere on the sidewalks.

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Life imitates art?

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Have a doctor check that.

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I made the same face as that kid when my mom bought this game for me.

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This isn’t even close.

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When they try to make you break an non pre-cut board in karate class.

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Everything about this bums me out.

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The Bad Dudes have nothing on him.

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‘n shirts?

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome