25 Funny Marriage Tweets That Nailed The Humor Of Love This Week (May 27, 2025)

Marriage is beautiful. Marriage is messy. Marriage is someone asking you where the ketchup is while it’s literally in their hand. These funny tweets capture the highs, lows, and hilariously weird moments of long-term love.

If you’ve ever argued over thermostat settings, passive-aggressively loaded a dishwasher, or loved someone deeply while also needing them to chew quieter, these funny marriage tweets will feel like home.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.