40 Funny Food Tweets That’ll Made Us Laugh Away The Calories This Week (May 30, 2025)

Food tweets have quietly become their own art form.

They’re not about recipes or restaurant reviews—they’re about shared emotional damage, snack-related grievances, and the universal experience of staring into a near-empty salsa container and wondering how you got here (right before you sheepishly ask for your third bowl of chips and salsa)

This weeks funniest food tweets roundup isn’t gourmet, but it is unreasonably relatable.

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2. My favorite beach beverage (after the pour-over coffee I make right there on the beach)

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4. I think every pizza place should actually do this.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.