Mike
One of my favorite things about the internet is that it constantly delivers sentences that feel like no human being has ever written—or even thought—before.
I’m talking about phrases so bizarre, oddly specific, or wildly unhinged that they have to be brand new to the history of language.
These are the kinds of posts that make you pause and say, “there is absolutely no way this sentence has ever existed until now.” And honestly? That’s beautiful.
Here are some of the funniest, most delightfully original brand new sentences I’ve seen floating around this week.
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