35 Funniest Parenting Tweets From Moms And Dads Laughing At The Insanity Of Rasing Kids This Week

It’s the first week of summer, which means my house has somehow become louder, messier, and snack-depleted by 10:07 a.m. I forgot how long these days are. The kids are thrilled to be free, I’m already Googling summer camps with immediate openings, and we’ve only just begun.

Parenting in summer feels like a mix of joy, survival, and wondering why there’s sunscreen on the ceiling. These tweets capture all of it—chaos, comedy, and the low-grade exhaustion we’re all just pretending isn’t permanent.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.