Alex Buscemi
Scrolling through your timeline can be a gamble—sometimes it’s chaos, sometimes it’s ads, and every once in a while, you hit a streak of posts that actually make you laugh.
That’s what we’re here for.
We sift through the noise and pull together the funniest tweets of the day, the kind that somehow get it exactly right with just a handful of characters.
Whether they’re dunking on the news, being weirdly relatable, or just dropping absurd one-liners, these posts hit the sweet spot between clever and chaotic.
If you’ve had your phone in your hand anyway, might as well spend the next few minutes enjoying it.
1. Pro tip: if you want to feel terrible about yourself, look at how much screen time you’ve logged this week
2. PTO? You mean corporate time theft?
3. Just be cool, Chipotle worker
4. What it’s like trying to make friends after 30
5. “Tag, you’re it.”
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Read more: 30 Funny Picture Tweets That Prove Humor Is Worth One Thousand Words This Week