I got a vasectomy last year, and honestly? Zero regrets. It was quick, surprisingly painless, and the recovery was way easier than I expected. A couple days with an ice pack, some snacks, and a remote in hand—and I was back to normal in no time (but without the constant anxiety of adding another tiny human to the mix).
If you’re on the fence or just want to laugh through the snip, you’re in the right place. These are the funniest vasectomy memes I’ve seen, and whether you’ve already joined the club or are just curious, they’re absolutely worth the laugh.