Jason Mustian
Father’s Day is coming up, which means I’m about to be handed a homemade card, a questionably grilled burger, and full permission to unleash every pun I’ve been saving all year. It’s a sacred tradition.
Whether you’re a dad, have a dad, or just appreciate the art of painfully predictable wordplay, these jokes hit that sweet spot.
Equal parts terrible and brilliant. Like mowing the lawn in white sneakers. Or explaining what HDMI stands for while no one listens.
Enjoy these beautifully awful dad jokes making the rounds this week. Use them wisely—or recklessly.
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