25 Hilariously Weird Steam Reviews From Gamers Who’ve Gone Too Deep

I love video games. I’ve been playing them for most of my life, and like a lot of people, Steam is my go-to platform for buying and playing them.

That said… some of the wild reviews people leave on there make me feel like I’ve only scratched the surface of what it means to be a “gamer.” I’ve never felt compelled to write a 300-word essay about a goose simulator or rate a horror game 10/10 because it made me cry in the shower—but apparently, for some folks, that’s just part of the experience.

These are some of the weirdest, funniest, and most deeply unhinged Steam reviews I’ve ever seen, courtesy of the excellent Twitter page @OddSteamReviews.

1. Doom Eternal

2. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

3. House Flipper 2

4. Dead Island: Definitive Edition

5. DOOM: The Dark Ages

6. Minecraft Legends

7. Grand Theft Auto VI

8. FOR HONOR

9. F1 24

10. GeoGuessr

11. ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN

12. Pinkman

13. There’s Poop In My Soup!

14. Stardew Valley

15. People Playground

16. F1 2025

17. The Last of Us™ Part II

18. Lego Marvel Super Heroes

19. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered

20. Black Mesa

21. Lethal Company

22. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

23. The Forest 2

24. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered – Deluxe Upgrade

25. LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga

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Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome