Mike
I love video games. I’ve been playing them for most of my life, and like a lot of people, Steam is my go-to platform for buying and playing them.
That said… some of the wild reviews people leave on there make me feel like I’ve only scratched the surface of what it means to be a “gamer.” I’ve never felt compelled to write a 300-word essay about a goose simulator or rate a horror game 10/10 because it made me cry in the shower—but apparently, for some folks, that’s just part of the experience.
These are some of the weirdest, funniest, and most deeply unhinged Steam reviews I’ve ever seen, courtesy of the excellent Twitter page @OddSteamReviews.
1. Doom Eternal
2. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
3. House Flipper 2
4. Dead Island: Definitive Edition
5. DOOM: The Dark Ages
6. Minecraft Legends
7. Grand Theft Auto VI
8. FOR HONOR
9. F1 24
10. GeoGuessr
11. ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
12. Pinkman
13. There’s Poop In My Soup!
14. Stardew Valley
15. People Playground
16. F1 2025
17. The Last of Us™ Part II
18. Lego Marvel Super Heroes
19. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered
20. Black Mesa
21. Lethal Company
22. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
23. The Forest 2
24. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered – Deluxe Upgrade
25. LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga
