30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Capture Married Life This Week (June 5, 2025)

Marriage is a beautiful bond between two people who’ve agreed to annoy each other forever, but in a loving way, of course. It’s not all candlelit dinners and romantic getaways. Sometimes it’s arguing about how to load the dishwasher “correctly” or communicating exclusively through memes.

That’s why humor is essential. These funny marriage tweets remind us that laughter isn’t just the best medicine. It’s also how marriages survive group texts, thermostat wars, and shared Amazon accounts.

Here are this week’s funniest marriage tweets that nailed the humor of love.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.