Some days you open Twitter and it’s just people arguing in 280 characters or less.
But then there are days when the feed delivers the good stuff—people being unhinged in the best way, sharing oddly specific thoughts that somehow apply to all of us, or just dunking on themselves for our entertainment.
That’s what we’ve got here: the funniest tweets we saw today, freshly pulled from the timeline and served up with minimal commentary.
Whether you’re avoiding a meeting, procrastinating something important, or just need a laugh, this list is doing its job.
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Read more: 35 Funny Picture Tweets That Prove Humor Is Worth One Thousand Words This Week