25 Funny Stories About Office Suck-Ups Whose Noses Are Permanently Brown

Every office has that one person who treats management like royalty and every staff meeting like an audition.

These stories are about workplace brown-nosers who cranked the suck-up meter to truly unholy levels—writing poems for the boss, fake-laughing at emails, and volunteering for everything just to stay in the spotlight. It’s less “team player” and more “corporate cult energy.”

h/t Cracked

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.