Jason Mustian
There’s something about summer break that really brings out the full emotional spectrum of parenting. One minute you’re watching your kid do something adorable and thinking, “Wow, I made this tiny person.” The next, you’re hiding in the laundry room wondering how someone can cry that hard over the shape of a sandwich.
Luckily, the internet gets it. These parenting tweets sum up the chaos, the exhaustion, and the moments that somehow make it all worth it—even if you’re still stepping on LEGOs barefoot in the dark.
1. I once went to a 3-year-old’s birthday party where one of the party favors was a kazoo.
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3. He packs like me!
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6. Please! It’s been 6 hours since I watched it.
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