Jason Mustian
If you’re like me, your brain has turned into such mush from scrolling through the internet all day, everyday, that the idea of reading more than this sentence makes you want to throw up.
That’s why I thought it’d be helpful to round up the funniest short tweets making the rounds this week—for people like us. People who’ve fully committed to skimming as a lifestyle. People whose attention spans have been whittled down by years of apps, notifications, and whatever the heck TikTok is doing to us.
Nothing but 80 character(ish), short, sharp, funny tweets. No threads. No “keep reading.” No context required. Just the good stuff, fast.
1. But…slowly.
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3. Only losers can’t complain.
4. And then somehow 5 pages deeper than that.
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7. We are not the same.
8. Mind-blown.
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12. Both Trump and Musk would look better with bangs IMHO.
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17. Not a good sign for sure.
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