Jason Mustian
As a dad, I take pride in many things: grilling with vague confidence, fixing things with zip ties, and of course—delivering jokes so painfully bad they loop back around to genius.
Father’s Day is the one day a year when people are legally obligated to laugh at our puns, so I’m making the most of it.
These are the kinds of jokes that make kids groan, spouses sigh, and other dads nod in quiet approval. It’s not just humor—it’s heritage.
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