45 Funniest Nextdoor Posts That’ll Make You Rethink Your Neighbors Entirely

I try to be a good neighbor—polite nods, the occasional “how’s it going,” and I’ll definitely bring your trash bins up if I see them tipped over. But beyond that? I’m not trying to get involved unless something’s actively on fire.

That’s why the Nextdoor app fascinates me. It’s like a window into a parallel universe where everyone is way too invested in raccoon sightings and conspiracy theories about the mailman.

These are the funniest, weirdest, and most unhinged posts people actually shared on that app—proof that even the quietest neighborhoods have some truly chaotic energy simmering just beneath the surface.

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Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.