Alex Buscemi
Monday has a certain way of reminding us that time is real and consequences are back.
But Twitter, as usual, finds a way to make it slightly more tolerable.
Today’s funniest tweets had people deep in their feelings about cookies and cream—specifically, the way it absolutely scrambles a toddler’s brain chemistry. There were also a few attempts at laughing through the pain of yet another grim news cycle, because that’s how some of us cope.
These tweets capture all of that and then some—offering a brief break from the chaos with sharp observations, relatable gripes, and just the right amount of absurdity.
Go ahead and scroll a bit. You’ve earned it.
1. What a twist: I was the culprit the whole time
2. Naps feel like being teleported into an alternate dimension
3. Maybe I’ll try again next week
4. Dads were also right about ridiculously loud sneezes that startle everybody in the room—so satisfying
5. Sending a copy of this to every single one of my short friends
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