30 Funny Tweets About Kids Cursing And Parents Trying Not To

Kids really are tiny parrots with no filter, zero shame, and a terrifyingly perfect memory for the exact moment you dropped an F-bomb.

Preschoolers swearing like grizzled sailors, unintentional slip-ups that turned into hilarious moments, and parents fighting not to lose it, these funny tweets capture the humor of parenting in the most unfiltered way possible.

Parents, teachers, and anyone who’s ever heard a toddler casually drop a four-letter word will agree: kids cursing is both horrifying and hilarious.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.