26 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday

Twitter was doing the most today.

This batch leans into the kind of humor that hits when you’re tired, slightly overstimulated, and trying to decide whether to reheat leftovers or order something that’ll make your bank account flinch.

You know the drill—some dry one-liners, a few chaotic replies, and at least one tweet that feels like it was pulled directly from your group chat.

We pulled together the funniest tweets so you don’t have to scroll through whatever discourse is taking over today.

Enjoy the scroll break.

1. Nurse: Really?

2. “I feel like there’s a hole inside of me that can’t be filled.” — Bagel

3. So did I—I don’t think it caused any brain damagjnehwb

4. I keep this chart on me at all time so I don’t get them mixed up

5. I am so, so tired.

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