35 Funny Alien Memes That Prove Earth Isn’t Ready for First Contact

If aliens are out there watching us, they’ve either decided to avoid Earth entirely—or they’re treating it like the galaxy’s favorite reality show.

These 35 alien memes capture every paranoid thought, conspiracy theory, and deeply unserious take on what would happen if we ever made first contact. Spoiler: we are not sending our best, but we are definitely sending the funniest.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.