Jason Mustian
Attention spans are down bad, and honestly? Same. Reading long tweets feels like a chore lately. so we rounded up the short ones—the funniest twitter one-liners, the tiny brain zaps, the quick hits that require zero effort and still deliver.
No threads. No 17-tweet long-winded story arcs. Just funny little bursts of internet energy to help you get through your week without having to care too much.
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