40 Funny Work Tweets For Millennial Office Drones Hanging On By A Coffee Cup

Millennials are slowly, yet somehow quickly, becoming the elders of the office. Wild, right? Feels like we were just graduating college, figuring out how to “network,” and living off granola bars and hope.

But now? We’ve settled into office life. We’ve got email signatures, lower back pain, and an unspoken agreement to never answer a Teams call with video.

These funny work tweets are for the millennial office drones just trying to make it to payday, with a bit of sarcasm, a lot of coffee, and exactly zero motivation to update that spreadsheet.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.