Mike
Every once in a while, you come across a random tweet that makes you pause—not because it’s deep or emotional, but because the sentence you just read has almost definitely never existed before in the history of language.
It’s the kind of beautifully unhinged word combo that makes your brain short-circuit a little… and then immediately hit retweet.
These hilarious tweets are pure chaos. Random, weird, and so specific they feel like they were written by an AI trying to learn what being human is based solely on dreams and raccoon fights.
Here are the funniest tweets we found this week that introduced brand new, deeply cursed sentences into the world.
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