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Reddit’s ATBGE subreddit (Awful Taste But Great Execution) is where design crimes go to thrive. It’s a treasure trove of furniture so cursed, so unhinged, and so unnecessarily specific, you can’t help but admire the dedication, even if it haunts your dreams.
We’re talking couches that look like Garfield, chairs made entirely of tennis balls, and pieces that scream “midlife crisis” in upholstery form. Some of this furniture should be arrested. Some of it belongs in a museum. None of it belongs in your home.
Here are of the most cursed furniture designs we could find. You don’t need a toilet couch, but someone out there thought you might.
1. Mondays, amirite?
2. It’s giving Petting Zoo meets HomeGoods.
3. For when your barstool needs cheeks and knees. And trauma.
4. Ever wanted to sit inside a nightmare nursery? Now you can.
5. Stylish, yes. Comfy? No. Vibe? 50/50.
6. Cuddle time has never felt so psychologically unsafe.
7. Nothing says ‘coffee table’ like a gold man in the bath holding a loofah.
8. Finally, a throne made of bones.
9. Looks like a spider made of jeans and regrets.
10. Roar-some until it lunges at you when the lights are off.
11. The only table with cheeks and an attitude.
12. Sit on Justin’s face. No seriously, that’s the only option.
13. Who needs lumbar support when you’ve got trotters?
14. For the goth on a budget. Converts to eternal rest mode.
15. Perfect for tentacle lovers and interior design risk-takers.
16. Built by someone who yells ‘Punisher’ when they stub their toe.
17. It’s a couch and a topographic map.
18. Teeth or furniture? Trick question: it’s both.
19. Cozy, carby, and deliciously cursed.
20. You’ve heard of grass stains, now meet the couch version.
21. Feels like sitting inside a denim museum. It’s too much.
22. Your Barbie’s dream shoe, now at full scale.
23. Pocket-heavy and vibe-light.
24. A final resting place with bonus Joker pillows.
25. This table is gaslighting you. It’s probably not real.
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27. Put your drink down on taxidermy. Elegance!
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29. This table quacks. Emotionally.
30. Its neck says lamp, its soul says cursed fairy tale.
31. Good luck not scraping your shins on this demo site chic.
32. This chair has back and booty. Mostly booty.
33. Only for the gamer who names their car.
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35. Furniture or failed Megazord part? You decide.
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37. Catch a seat on this baseball mit couch.
38. Vespa Scooter chair? Actually, sorta makes sense in a way.
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