35 Funniest Food Tweets That Made Us Laugh Away The Calories This Week

The internet has strong opinions about food—some correct, most unhinged. And nowhere does that chaos play out better than in tweets. Whether it’s a hot take about snacks, a full-blown culinary crisis, or just someone being emotionally destroyed by a sandwich, food Twitter stays undefeated.

This week’s batch is a mix of cravings, crimes, and moments of pure edible confusion. Scroll hungry

1. Just don’t accidentally throw them away when done.

2. I mean, what else would you use though?

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Related: 40 Funniest Food Tweets That Kept Us Fed With Laughter This Week (June 12, 2025)

Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.