40 Funniest Parenting Tweets That Captured The Beautifully Horrible Mess Of Raising Kids This Week (June 29, 2025)

Being a parent now is basically just winging it through things your own parents couldn’t have imagined—like unboxing videos, snack negotiations that feel legally binding, and explaining that no, we can’t pause a live stream.

Sure, the packaging is different—iPads instead of cable, Roblox instead of Beanie Babies—but the chaos is pretty much the same. The whining, the mess, the tiny emotional terrorists with no sense of time or volume control? Timeless.

Luckily, there are other parents online, also deeply confused but funny about it. These fresh funny tweets won’t fix your life, but they’ll at least make you feel seen.

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