Sushi is supposed to be elegant. Balanced. Subtle. But somewhere along the way, things went off the rails.
Whether it’s home cooks getting bold (and by bold, we mean unhinged) or restaurants inventing things no one asked for, these sushi fails are a masterclass in what not to roll up in seaweed. Some are creative. Some are crimes. All of them deserve to be seen—if only so we can collectively whisper, “Why?”
Consider this your warning. And your entertainment.
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