35+ Funny Food Crimes Against Sushi That Deserve A Wasabi Nose Rinse As A Punishment

Sushi is supposed to be elegant. Balanced. Subtle. But somewhere along the way, things went off the rails.

Whether it’s home cooks getting bold (and by bold, we mean unhinged) or restaurants inventing things no one asked for, these sushi fails are a masterclass in what not to roll up in seaweed. Some are creative. Some are crimes. All of them deserve to be seen—if only so we can collectively whisper, “Why?”

Consider this your warning. And your entertainment.

Related: 40 Funny Food Fails That Deserve A Lifetime Ban From The Kitchen

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome