Alex Buscemi
Shower thoughts exist in that weird space between “wait, that’s actually smart” and “why did my brain go there?”
They’re the little epiphanies that sneak up on you when you’re zoning out—ideas that are just insightful enough to be unsettling.
This month’s batch of shower thoughts covers everything from cosmic observations to painfully accurate takes on modern life.
Some are clever, some are chaotic, and a few might have you questioning your entire existence, but in a fun way.
If you’ve ever stared at the wall mid-rinse and come up with something too weird to say out loud, you’re not alone.
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