36 Funny Subway Pictures So Unhinged We Missed Our Stop From Laughing

Riding the subway is a gamble. You might get a peaceful commute, or you might witness a man in a full Spider-Man suit arguing with a raccoon in a tote bag. Either way, it’s going to be unforgettable.

These bizarre and hilarious subway pics are a reminder that public transit is where logic goes to die and weirdness thrives. Questionable fashion? Check. Random wildlife? Check. Behavior that deserves its own documentary? Double check.

Scroll on for some funny (and unhinged) subway pictures that made us grateful for carpooling.

1. When meal prep meets morning commute

2. This outfit is bananas and business casual

3. Now performing: Ronald McDonald, but make it existential

4. Highbrow book, low-key pig cosplay

5. Raise your cyborgs right, people

6. They brought their emotional support safari

7. Tip him or never sleep again

8. They brought the LAN party underground

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9. Honestly kind of elegant if you squint

10. Somebody had a very weird birthday party

11. This dog is filing a complaint

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13. Hedwig is downloading updates

14. Death has an unlimited data plan

15. Don’t worry, she already got her tetanus shot

16. The MTA is not liable for your circus routine

17. Balanced breakfast. Literally.

18. Love in the time of ‘Do Not Cross’

19. It’s not about the venue, it’s about the vibe

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20. Birds be like: vroom vroom

21. New MTA route: straight to Atlantis

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23. This time it’s casual… for now

24. Dangerously sharp, even unconscious

25. From train to oven in under 30 stops

26. Safe sound. Literally.

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28. This raccoon has more upper body strength than me

29. Powering up… emotionally

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31. He’s late, he’s late, for a very steampunk date

32. That bird’s name is probably Carl

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34. Majestic. Mysterious. Mildly annoying.

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36. Sir, you’ve been chosen by the cosplay gods

Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.