It’s Wednesday. Your brain is fried, your group chats are dry, and Twitter is still somehow delivering.
These are the funny tweets that made the scroll worth it this week—quick hits of chaos, dumb brilliance, and just the right amount of unhinged. No threads. No trauma dumps. Just midweek gems from people funnier than us, for people barely holding it together.
You know… us.
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