Jason Mustian
At this point, my attention span is basically held together with vibes and caffeine. Reading a full paragraph feels like homework. Even a long tweet? No thanks. Just give me the joke, the punchline, and let me keep spiraling in peace.
So here’s a roundup of the funniest short tweets from this week—designed for people who mentally tap out after 8 words and still somehow spend 7 hours a day online. No threads. No thinkpieces. Just quick hits of dumb, perfect one-liner tweets.
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