Stefanie
Taking my kids to Disney for the first time tomorrow. I’ve packed snacks (which they probably won’t let us bring in), money (which they definitely will let us bring in), emotional reserves, and a vague hope that they’ll remember at least one thing that doesn’t involve melting down in front of a Snow White.
Parenting is wild like that. You do hours of prep, spend a mortgage payment on tickets, and still end up arguing over a juice box at 9 a.m. Which is exactly why I love doing the parenting tweets post every week. They’re short, sharp, and written by people in the trenches—people who get that joy and chaos can absolutely coexist.
Here are this week’s funniest. Whether you’ve got kids, used to be one, or just enjoy watching other people spiral, they’ll hit. Just maybe not as hard as the price of a churro in Tomorrowland.
1. “But you’ll long for these first 48 years someday”
2. Nailed it.
3. Also works with booze!
4. Brutal.
5. You wouldn’t get it, kid.
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