Nate
We’re all on our phones more than we’d like to admit. Sometimes for work, sometimes for distraction, and sometimes just to feel a little less alone while the world spins a bit too fast.
This week, it wasn’t the news or the emails that kept us going. It was the tweets. The ones that caught us off guard, made us laugh out loud, or reminded us that other people are also just doing their best and barely holding it together.
When we say these tweets made us forget our responsibilities, we don’t mean they erased our to-do lists. We mean they gave us five solid minutes of peace, joy, or very stupid laughter as far as I’m concerned, that counts for something.
These are the funniest tweets we saw this week. They won’t fix your inbox, but they might make you feel just a little better while you ignore it.
1. As long as I can’t hear them I guess?
2. As someone who has gone to Home Depot for just a hot dog, I can get behind this idea.
3. There’s not enough cough syrup in the world.
4. Turning on “Do Not Disturb” is self-care.
5. Shoutout to all the dogs living through another firework holiday. They deserve all the treats.
6. Talking to my wife about naming our first born Kirkland Signature as we speak.
7. Sometimes the hardest life lessons are the funniest.
8. If only Drew Carey was here to help.
9. “Yes, I will allow myself to hear you if needed.”
10. 18th grade is too real
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